The BET Awards had many Hoe Violations form Cassie's dress to Lil Mama's hair to Amber Rose getting a front row seat. Let's see how the Hoe Cop managed to keep order in the name of Michael Jackson.
cassieventura: @iamdiddy how come @dawnrichard gets to sit next to you in the front and I'm all the way here in the back, I have a single out, does she? No, I thought so.
dawnrichard: @cassieventura you do ? I haven't heard it?
dawnrichard: does anybody know the name of that new Cassie record? It's been out for a while I just never hear it on the radio.
iamdiddy: @cassieventura cause you the side chick, stay in your lane.
dawarichard: @cassieventura told you not to shave you head.
cassieventura: @BETAWARDS @DebraLee_BET Can I do a MJ tribute? I can dance and sing.
cthagod: @cassieventura not in a Beyonce/ Rhianna world you can't.
BETAWARDS: @cassieventura got an invite? I don't have her on my my list?
DebraLee_BET: I'll have a Chris Brown Rhianna cage match close out the show, before I let
@cassieventura do an MJ tribute.
CB_NOT_MONSTER: @DebraLee_BET does that mean I can come inside now?
S_C: @DebraLee_BET don't even think about it.
DebrahLee_BET: @CB_NOT_MONSTER: maybe next year.
cassieventura: @Ryan_Leslie hey what's up stranger?
hoecop:@cassiventura watch yourself, your already on work release.
cassiventura: @hoecop I thought I blocked you?
hoecop: @cassieventura hoes can't block, twitter disabled that feature.
cassieventura: @hoecop I'm not a hoe
hoecop: @cassieventura photo evidence has proved otherwise, and that dress may be a parole
violation. Pasties really?
cthagod: @cassieventura in a Beyonce/ Rhinanna world you are a HOE!!!
lilduval: @cthagod don't forget she's a basic bitch too.
cthagod: @cassieventura your a basic bitch too. @lilduval good looks on the reminder.
hoecop: @cassieventura we have our eyes on you(pause)
cassieventura: maybe I should of shaved my whole head. @Darealamberose has a front row seat.
Darealamberrose:@cassieventura take notes.
The Dream is walking up and down the isle as if he's looking for someone. He stops by Cassie.
The Dream
Have you seen Christina ?
Cassie
No, I haven't seen her,
did you check backstage?
The Dream
It was mostly groupies , back there
Cassie
Well you know.
The Dream
What is that suppose to mean?
Cassie
Nothing.
drakkardnoir: Christina Milian in the building shouts to her for bringing the ice for my ACL.
Backstage in the Young Money Dressing room Christina Milian is sitting on a couch between
Drake and Lil Wayne. She's being extremely flirtatious. There's little girls running all over the dressing room.
Drake
So, what's the deal with you and Dream ?
Christina Milan
He's just a friend, but more like a co-worker.
Lil Wayne
That's what NIvea said, and
now she's in love with an Alien.
Christina Milan
I love So Far Gone!! It's like my favorite song of all time.
Drake
It's a mixtape.
Christina Milan
Oh yeah that's what I meant. So are you single?
Drake
Well no one serious. I'm just having fun
and enjoying my youth.
Christina Milan
I love to have fun too.
Lil Wayne
Cool and Dre both told me your a fun person.
drakkardnoir: I have dreams of fucking an R&B chick!!!!! YEEEAAAHHH
CB_NOT_MONSTER: @drakkardnoir Rhianna? Stay away, she's a career killer.
drakkardnoir: I would like the world to no I have no affiliation to @CB_NOT_MONSTER what so ever. YM 4 Life!!!!
The Dream is still searching for Christina Milan, he finally decides to call 911 to report a missing person.
911 Operator
LAPD....
The Dream
My fiance is missing.
911 Operator
Miss, what's his name?
The Dream
I'm a guy?
911 Operator
Than why do you sound like that ?
The Dream
Like what ?
911 Operator
A Phone Sex Operator.
The Dream
What?
911 Operator
You have no bass in your voice.
Did you loose your testicles?
The Dream
This voice is a Radio Killa.
911 Operator
If you say so Girl 6!
What's your fiance's name?
The Dream
Christina......Christina Milan
911 Operator
I have to transfer this call to t
he proper authorites.
This is a CSH situation.
The Dream's call is transferred as he waits for another operator to take the call the music that's playing on the phone is Ludacris "You'Z A Hoe" .
Hoe Cop
Sorry for the wait, its been a busy night.
The Dream
My fiance is missing. Her name is Christina Milan.
Hoe Cop
We have a Captain Save A Hoe, on our hands.
The Dream
What's the problem?
Hoe Cop
Well what did you expect ?
She's been on our radar for a while now.
She's on our International Hoe watch list.
She's right under Foxy Brown and before Hoopz.
The Dream
That's my fiance your talking about?
Hoe Cop
Didn't you learn from the last time?
You can't turn a hoe to a housewife?
Hoe Cop puts the phone down and yells to other officers in the background.
Hoe Cop
Get the latex uniforms out
these hoe's are dangerous.
Hoe Cop picks the phone up.
Hoe Cop
We're on the case.... and stop cuffing hoes.
Leave that to the professionals.
The Dream
Thanks!
Hoe Cop
By the way, Ron Browz says
you have a bill $250,000.
THE END!!
BET Awards 09!! Written by Darnell Taylor (winkleDTshirt) Illustration by Niaren Binford (MsNia1213)
